goblin maxxing

Deep in goblin maxxing season and never looking back. My natural habitat is a blanket nest piled with crumbs, shiny trinkets, half-eaten snacks, and mystery laundry. I communicate in gremlin hisses, dramatic sighs, and the occasional unhinged cackle. Will bite if you touch my hoard. 3am cereal drenched in hot sauce is my love language. Haven’t seen sunlight in weeks and I’m thriving. Touch my stuff and perish. Professional little monster, maximum gremlin.